User:Comrade Alex
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Comrade Alex is a very controversial member of the Forum. Shortly after he joined, a campaign to have him banned began. Only with the assitance and care of Rastasista was this campaing ended. He is famous for his outright bizzare political views, it was once said he was able to somehow mesh together both his Socialist and Monarchist views, with a splash of Technocratism and a very small hint of Fascism for good measure. Also the creator of the Forums 50000th post, in the "Let's party like it's Nineteen-SEVENTEEN BABY!" Random Thoughts thread: He's trying to sing the Hymn of the Soviet Union in english drunk. It should be more like: unbreakalbe yunion of freeeeborn reshpublis, thaaat Great Ruuushaaa welded ta stand! Created by struggle an' will of da peeples, united an' (hic) mighty ah sovviet lan'! Siiiing ta da movver lan', home of da freeee! Bulwark o' peoples in brathahood strong! Oooooh party of Lennnnin! Da strength o' the peoples! to communisms triumph lead us onnnnn! I'll stop there. GDGB Alex
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1. Comrade Alexander - The latest in a long line of token theists for the board and one of the few monarchists on the board, frequently trying to reconcile his beliefs with those more prevalent on this board, Comrade Alexander had many of the forumers thinking that he was some kind of troll in the tradition of rats, with a more forumlite bent, as opposed to rats' particularly batshit form of Zionism. At first, many forumers were agitating to have him banned, but eventually Rastasister persuaded us otherwise, thus leading us towards a more or less unspoken hatered of him. One of his glaring flaws is his horrible spelling, at one point proclaiming himself a "Huamn" (this has since been corrected, but can currently be seen in Comrade Chairman's Signature). To be fair, he frequently corrects his spelling, mainly when others have been making fun of it. He created the only thread in ND History to have ever been locked. Rye
2. Comrade Alexander - One of the few monarchists on the board, frequently trying to reconcile his beliefs with those more prevalent on this board, Comrade Alexander started off on the wrong foot with some incoherent early threads, making many of the forumers thinking that he was some kind of troll. At first, many forumers were agitating to have him banned, but eventually Rastasister persuaded us otherwise, thus allowing him to perservere on the forum. One of his glaring flaws is his horrible spelling, but To be fair, he has poor hand-eye coordination which impairs his ability to touch-type well. He has since proven himself to be a worthy member to at least a certain extent. Rye
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"PRO as in "Great news everyone! Nothing bad will ever happen again!!!!!" CON as in "Im going to pick a machine gun, walk into a nursery and kill all the little children in a slow and horrible way!!!!! Surely you can get that!!!!!!"
"I am a huamn!"
"Everyone who disagrees should be shot along with the Stalinists and Jucheists! GDGB A surprisingly fascistic Alex "
