Sorianofan
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[edit] Background
Sorianofan, whose real name is concealed in fear pesky students and co-workers will hold what they find against him, graduated student at Teachers College-Columbia University (aka "the dumb Columbia") with a masters degree. Currently he is employed by a South Bronx highschool. He is a celiac and has associated physical problems that are not visible, but hurt like hell.
Quite possibly the coolest guy on the board, he is known for writing absurdly long posts that for whatever reason, the likes of jdsama, Comrade Mephistopheles, and Big Brother take the time to read in their entirity and tear apart word from word.
[edit] Origin of handle
The handle is derived from his favorite baseball player, Alfonso Soriano.
[edit] Biography
In progress
[edit] List of celebrities Sorianofan had sex with
In progress
[edit] Politics
Sorianofan is a self-proclaimed libertarian, (though possibly more accurately as a Constitutionalist.) Though he is generally more conservative than conservatives think and more liberal than liberals think. His libertarianism is derived from his conviction that states exist to serve people and that people should never be servants of the state. Thus, he believes in a very hands-off and limited government. Nonetheless, he has a Constitutionalist bent and favors strong state power (if the voters in a particular state will it.)
Furthermore, while most libertarians are generally hedonists and let their beliefs in atheism and materialism lead them to believe in a pro-drug, pro-pollution political stance, Sorianofan is actually quite conservative with his personal habits and quite liberal economically. However, he is opposed to compulsion in upholding social and economic norms.
He has voted for Michael Badnarik in the 2004 Presidential election. He is currently supporting Ron Paul in his run for the Republican nomination for the 2008 Presidential run.
[edit] Christianity
- Sorianofan has submitted to Romans 10:9 and Hebrews 6:1-4.
- He is celibate and attempts to live as an ascetic.
- He reads the Bible often in order to learn how to live in accordance with Christian precepts.
[edit] Guilty Pleasures
- Listening to 80s glam metal
- Listening to Alex Jones and viewing in his websites
- Keeping up to date with the New York Yankees and Major League Baseball
- Racist jokes
- Watching his brother play video games
- Petting cats
[edit] Published works
Sorianofan is currently in the process of publishing 2 scholarly works (one on the existence class-driven aspects of black Progressivism and another on Al Ghazali and Pico della Mirandola), and completed co-writing a third work with his brother which is titled Let's Go to Hell and has been posted on Newspeak Dictionary.
